Destroy all Cool things NOW!

If all cool things are gone, then maybe we the troglodyte blogging minority will be the only cool things left.

We will be heroes of the new world.

The world without coolness.

Start today brothers. blog, blog, BLOG YOUR MONKEY ASSES OFF!

Close the clubs, Kill the shop owners! Break the bands up!

It will be like paradise.

(or maybe just 103rd street)

-M-
paid for by the Ricotta Park Academy of Shit Talking Blogs
and The Campaign For No Tomorrow
coming soon to a trailer park near you

Tim Hall. Hunt him, Find him, Kill HIM!!!

Tim Hall.

The Evil man who thinks businesses should communicate with each other.
Bastard.
He should be killed for bringing all those great bands here.
Why he's the most twisted fucker alive, delusional ideas that individual venues should cooperate.

Hunt him!
Find him!
Kill him!

-M-
Ricotta Park Still Sucks.

oh my.







Hot, Funny New Show being developed that mixes standup, comedy, music and drag!

last night
I sat in on some rehearsals for a fierce upcoming show! It will be jawdropping!

All music from the 50s and Forbidden Broadway.
original costume designs and all!!!....I cannot wait to see the final production!

Can anyone identify the performers in the picture? Its from a song and dance number "I called Jesus on my cell phone"....

-M-
Ricotta Park Sucks

Nick Strate

Is this name supposed to be ironic or just funny?

-M-

Bloggers who Blow

Bad Blogging.
Its everywhere.
It will be the downfall of civilization.
Lucky for us, Jacksonville ain't a part of civilization per se.
Unlucky for us, when the whole shebang does go kaboom, come the revolution, Jacksonville and Toledo will be all thats left, and Jacksonville Bloggers will be the new cockroaches.
They will survive.
Oh God. What have we done?

Worst blog in Relaxinville?
Ricotta Park.
Complete moron doing the blogging, dumb subjects, juvenile viewpoints.

Second worst blog?
dunno.
votes?

-M-